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New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009
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friend re-request

When someone sends you a friend request after you repeatedly deny or ignore them.
I didn't want to add James as a friend on Facebook, but I kept getting the friend re-request.
by Flyn Hawaiin August 19, 2010
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Re-ree

when a special ed student has to re-read everything because hes too retarded to understand the first time.
john is being such a re-ree......thats gonna get him on a one way ticket on the short yellow bus to sped class
by Brock pepper April 18, 2017
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re-requested

to state what you want again, because the dumb ass could not do it right the first time.
we re-requested an update from ______on the status of changes
by re-request January 18, 2016
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Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.
by KingofWomen December 15, 2010
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re-reproduce

when someone is not satisfied with their first round of kids and they want a do-over.
Q: "Dani, why do I feel like that guy is dating my womb?"
A: "Because he wants to re-reproduce with you and have a girl this time"
by glowlita November 17, 2009
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Garage Days Re-Revisited

The first 'album' released by Metallica when Jason Newsted replaced Cliff Burton, who died in a tour bus accident in 1986, as Metallica's bassist. It was called the $9.98 album, released in 1987, and is now out of print, making it a collector's item.
Garage Days Re-Revisited is too damn rare. Ebay should have it though.
by Metallinut December 9, 2003
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