randy johnson

the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.

i have a randy johnson

by phlip5907 November 28, 2006

Randee

A female who has a superior presence on earth. Capeable of doing anything she puts her mind to. Beauty and brains tie with this chick. Amazing creature of the human race.

"dangg that girl is a Randee"

by jfdhgijnfdvjiuf February 9, 2008

Randy Handy

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.

Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009

Randy jay

Refers a random person. Hence the similarity between Random and Randy. The "jay" portion of the word is put there to act as the last name. In and of it self "jay" is meaning less.

Lately Randy Jays have been asking me to hang out. (lately random ppl have been asking me to hang out)

by Ralfinho March 14, 2010

Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.

Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"

by Dog Ross March 20, 2023

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

Randev

A hot sexy man whose extremely intelligent is good with people very knowledgeable, hates fighting and is very talented. Many fall in love in with randev

"met this new guy"
"whats his name?"
"RANDEV"
"nice ;)"

by Leelah Sex May 13, 2012