Techno-Raccoon

Owner of Neoneelart

Extremely vain hunky bastardazation of all things striped in short. Supposed to be like "famous" after offending large group of people by amazingly well telling them why are they ugly and fail in real life on some art-dedicated web site. The people, who actually had no social life and were far from being beatiful, got angry and hacked his account. Some people got a painful butthurt after seeing the Techno-Raccoon guy in real life, as they thought he would be short and fat but he turned out to be handsome, looking at the thinkers as on shit and later writing post about the meeting with one of the guys he offended in his LiveJournal. The chain of events based on his irritation and the butthurt of the ones he hurt made him recognisable for his pefectionism. There is evidence that he actually has a real raccoon as pet.

I'm getting my Neoneelart commision from the Techno-Raccoon, bet it will be cool

by MariahMagdalenaTheSecond May 19, 2010

racial plowfiling

Occurs when everyone has shoveled their driveway, and a snow plow driver is plowing the roads, and he needs to dump the snow somewhere. Problem is, everyone's driveways are clear, so the decision is made as a matter of race.

MaximusBlack: This plow comes down the street, he's piling this stuff up, and he can't pile it anywhere else. So I know that this guy was looking around thinkin' of whose day he's going to screw over. And he looks to the left: white folk, white folk, white folk, white folk, negro. Plow him. And I get plowed in, and I was so sour! And all I can do is just stand there, and give him that look.

NovaWar: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I guess you could call that, "racial plowfiling" YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

-Thyra (Z) VS Plowboy (T) -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV

by Jesse_V February 14, 2013

Happy Raccoon

When getting ready to ejaculate from cunnilingus, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. Thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a semen covered raccoon. Then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.

Did you hear that Mel Gibson gave Oksana Grigorieva a Happy Raccoon right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?

by Twistid_420 August 6, 2010

Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.

by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 6, 2021

rachita

a smoking hot girl who will fuck you up if she doesn't like you. hella nice in a good mood but a bitch if she's angry. super stunning and has her own unique style. she's got the beauty and the brains plus she's good at everything not to mention she gets all the boys 😉

person 1: damn she fine
person 2: that's gotta be a rachita

by urmumsgay69 August 16, 2019

rachida

A very wise woman, but she can be quite talkative and has trouble listening. Overall, she is a good person to surround yourself with and can make the right choices.

Hey look, it's Rachida!
Ya, isn't she really smart?

by _nOtHiNg February 23, 2018

Racial Brofiling

When a bro assumes another bro will behave in a stereotypical way based on their ethnicity.

Black bro- Hey man want to hear my new track.
White bro- Nah, I'm not a fan of rap music.
Black Bro- It's classical music. Fool don't be racial Brofiling me.

by Broffesor Jay July 24, 2010