retratite

A person that is dead inside

Dan might be a retratite because he looks dead inside

by Primestikk October 28, 2020

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Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

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Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product

Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.

by fluffypenis June 26, 2018

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Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011

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Refraction

A guild in the MMO World of Warcraft full of psychotic people that sell crack to under-aged girls. They constantly talk about sexual jokes and the guild leaders porn mustache.

The people from Refraction just sold that 16 year old girl crack!

by Totallynotdaija May 21, 2010

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