Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.
Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.
Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.
by Goldmines February 14, 2012
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Mark: Have you seen Shaqumphria?
Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America
Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America
by Markomighty July 14, 2014
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The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.
"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
by StealthHugs January 6, 2015
Get the Ratchet Juice mug.The circle that is made when socially undesirable people gather around a bonfire while drinking, smoking and using profanity, usually in the presence of children, while in public view of others.
Carey: Hey Tommy, did you see the ratchet ring assembling over at Darlene's house for tonight's ratchet party? Tommy: Im sure only the finest will be in attendance.
by Tennessee Shine July 8, 2015
Get the Ratchet Ring mug.Activities performed for leisure, entertainment, or pleasure by one who either self-identifies or has been identified as a ratchet. Can imply the involvement of sexual acts and/or consumption of alcohol.
"Which one o' y'all are down for ratchetivities this weekend?!"
"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."
"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."
by Haute CoCo May 20, 2020
Get the Ratchetivities mug.A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
Get the Ratchet Ralph mug.A Rig Ratchet (or wax ratchet) is a highly specialized ratchet unique to the dab / hash culture. The rig ratchet can often be found nude or half nude on Instagram or Snapchat, smiling like a doughnut while billowing out clouds of questionably attained cannabis smoke. They can be further identified by their cries of "I never pay for dabs" while they brandish "hetti" glass provided by suitors.
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
That girl is such a nasty rig ratchet, as if she'd even be able to find dabs if she hadn't infected that drug dealer.
by ArtfulDabber April 30, 2016
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