The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.
A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.
by unfairrobot December 19, 2012
Get the Perceptisonic Lag mug.The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.
Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!
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Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.
An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:
Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...
Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...
by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010
Get the sarcasm perceptivity deficiency mug.Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?
by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011
Get the Porcelain Steak mug.Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)
JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008
Get the underwater porcelain technician mug.The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 6, 2011
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