1)Noun: An unfortunate character who is unable to stop killing people in embarrasing ways. 2)Adjective: To kill someone in an embarrasing way.
1)Pity that guy is Pyre.2)I am going to pyre you.
by Beetle October 23, 2003
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A creature of incredible mystical power, born of both light and darkness. Commonly manifested as a male with white hair and a malevolent demeanor.
Pyre sees all. In fire and terror, he cometh.
by DigitalGhost March 12, 2010
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The act of being terminated from a job in an unusually cruel and/or abupt manner.
Pyred a week before Christmas--those corporate jerks!!
by Gallant1 December 16, 2017
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Pyre fur·ry




covered with burning fur.

"furry creatures in fields on fire"

synonyms:covered with fur, hairy, fiery, fleecy, burning fluffy, fuzzy, smoking

"a furry little mickey mouse."


an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online and then is burned by Hitler's ghost.

"Burn the furries"


a small fur-covered animal burned at a funeral, alive.
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Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 11, 2010
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