purralyzed

When you're unable to get out of your seat because your cat is purring in your lap

"Sorry, I can't make it to work. I have a loaf of love 😻 in my lap and I'm purralyzed."

by anonymous December 1, 2023

puralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by a cat laying on you. This can be on your lap or laying across your body as they nap.

Please get me a sandwich I’m puralyzed by the cat.

by anonymous January 10, 2025