Protractor

Mathematical instrument that is intended for measuring angles. Can also be fired a great distance along a desk, a great event in the maths class olympics.

Thomasina: Give me my protractor. Fire!

by Spatula March 8, 2004

Protector

A gentleman with a cool,even temperament who commonly has traits such as being tall, handsome, good build, broad shoulders, intimidates to wolves, clean-neat appearance and walks with an erect gait. Smaller, petite college women in cities can or will most often enough seek out these traits in a mate for their role as a 'protector' or someone that would ward off would be wolves or opportunistic predatory men. These types of men could have day jobs as Law Enforcement, Fire Department, Military or other roles women typically view as 'hero's or doing service to the community but exceptions always exist. These men might view themselves as modern day 'super hero's' and put an 'S' on their Toyota 4Runner or license plate. The ladies will often enough choose these men of valor to marry as being their perfect knight in shining armor to provide security and stability in an otherwise unpredictable world. Note: uneducated back wood rednecks do not generally serve this type of role to educated, career minded city woman.

An uneducated, shorter redneck guy goes to the city and notices a lot of smaller, cute petite ladies with tall men with them and asks, 'what is up with all these tree's hanging over these women here?' Another guy responds back that those men are their protectors because the city is a dangerous, insecure place without them.

by honestguy87110 August 11, 2009

Pube Protector

A cotton/elastic belt that girls wear over the top of their jeans or skirts to hide their undergrowth. When worn as a 'boob tube' top it then becomes a "Boob-pube Protector".

Even with the pube protector on, Sally still had a few strays poking through.

by Zoe February 13, 2004

The Silent Protector

Another name for Batman. Used by Jim Gordon in THE MOST AMAZING FILM EVER! The Dark Knight

He's not a hero, he's The Silent Protector, the Watchfull Gardian, The Dark Knight

by Shnibs October 3, 2008

surge protectors

Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.

by euphemismo January 22, 2007

Protractor Panic

The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.

girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason

5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!

10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.

by mathsislame November 21, 2010

protectotard

A person who tries to prevent or protect other people, i.e. children, from the alledged coruptiveness and corrosiveness of violent videogames and computer games.

The inventors of the word "killographic" are a bunch of protectotards.

by Andy December 11, 2003