Preston Pitbull

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

Preston

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, caring. He values his friends and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him for more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go..

Danggg is that a Preston? He’s such a great guy!

by PrestonsLove January 5, 2019

preston

Preston is a guy with a good personality and eyes that will light up your world. He loves girls that are not so pretty in looks but pretty in personality. His hair is usually blond or brown. His personality is out going he is not like anybody you will ever meet. He treats his girl like she is evrything.

Preston is an amazing person. He makes me feel Like im the only girl that matters in the world.

by Prestonsbabe February 11, 2015

postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

by da trick biatch May 3, 2006

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Prestonism

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

Prestonpandemonium

Annual free festival held in Prestonpans, East Lothian.

Is DJ Nige playing Prestonpandemonium this year.
I've bought a Cath Kidston pop up tent specially for Prestonpandemonium.
I hope Prestonpandemonium isn't has muddy as it was in 03.
I hope Prestonpandemonium won't be full of noserudes and monkeymads

by barker-family.info July 4, 2005