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Probastinatard

Procrastinating, probable bastard.
1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.
1. As the weeks wore on, Jill didn't have the heart to tell her husband that the child he had waited so long to meet was merely a probastinatard.
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!
by Melanie Pritchard September 1, 2007
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Projacti

An absolute dense cunt. Semi-likable but always finds a way to ruin that within the first 20 minutes of knowing him. Is practically useless, besides knowing how to make guardian farms on Minecraft. Is rumored to have sexual intercourse with fish in real life.
Wips: Yo, have you seen Projacti anywhere?
Dom: He's probably out having another orgy with guardians dude, give him like 2 minutes.
Wips: What a fucking neek.
by JohnWips April 18, 2020
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Unattractive needs proactive

Person who needs a good acne cleanse.
Girl 1: That guy's hott!

Girl 2: Unattractive needs proactive! He's extra grody.
by WhuzzUpSexy December 24, 2008
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Proactive

according to me, proactive means getting some other significant information, then getting the desired information and then recalling the desired information
by darshan g godbole August 27, 2003
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Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing

It’s something a big white Jewish dude would enjoy watching with his gf.
Damn, why is Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing so god damn good.
by Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing August 25, 2019
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Projecting

Where you pass your own opinion or actions off as someone else's to see the reaction or just because you are strange.
My ex says my girl just wants me for what's in my pants, but i think she's just projecting.
by DankClouds December 9, 2016
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proactive

If you are suffering from constipation, ask your chemist for new Proactive.
by Loony Choon January 13, 2004
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