paid programming

A show late at night or early in the morning that is on about 1,000,000 channels to cheap to buy late programming showing products costing from $2,000 to <Insert Bill Gates Networth here> that YOUR TAXES put on.

<On Tv>
And you can buy the "Busted Garden Tool" for only 10 payments of 299.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE broken shovel!

<Real life>
I hate paid programming

by SanjiSasuke May 9, 2008

porgrammer

An inexperienced or unqualified programmer. Pronounced: porg-rammer.

I'm tired of fixing Dave's bugs. That porgrammer can't do anything right.

by zeitgeist_as February 24, 2009

programmer

Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.

"Programmer A : The internet is serious business.
Programmer B : Very serious."

by Anza Sumeragi January 22, 2006

Programmer

A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.

Finance Director: "Hey programmer guy. When is the stock predicted to change?"

Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111"

by Gromitted August 20, 2011

programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010

Programmator

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."

That guy is a fucking programmator!

by Programmator November 13, 2020

phogrammer

A phogrammer is someone who acts like they can program, but in reality only edits text fields on GitHub.

This phogrammer keeps editing my text instead of fixing my bugs.

by Wyatt Krasnici September 5, 2018