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Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.
I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!
by UnoKat February 28, 2023
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Proactive

A word dumb poeple use to sound smart.
"Whats your opinion on the matter, Bob?"
"Oh, well I'm proactive."
by T April 25, 2003
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Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.
by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011
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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
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Protective Cup

A protective cup is an almost triangular piece of equiptment that boys wear over their balls to protect them. They are sometimes used in bondage for girls (or gay guys) to feel and stuff.
I was the target of an attack of these assholes in gym class. He took off his protective cup, gave me a stinkface and then made me wear his protective cup over my face. He taped it there and then he spanked me. The cup was over my mouth so i couldnt scream.
by Brown Nose Biatch May 17, 2007
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producive

productive and conducive

(Popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show)
David: No bullying or shouting down of ANY ideas should be tolerated, but it's not producive--if we are trying to build leaders and people to exist in the real world--to protect them in this way
by _Citizen of the World August 30, 2016
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