Procrastigret

To willfully procrastinate and simultaneously acknowledge your impending regret in doing so.

Ben: Hey you starting on that English paper tonight?
Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.

by Broseph00 April 9, 2011

Procrastinable

(Adj.) A task that can be put off or procrastinated on.

"I have to do my chemistry assignment that's due tomorrow, but my history assignment is procrastinable because it's not due until next week."

by Kyrenora May 14, 2013

procrastigoogling

The act of Googling anything -- celebrity gossip, your own name, or how to get the smell of baby vomit out of your couch -- in order to avoid doing the computer work you're supposed to be doing.

Why aren't you done with that script yet? Oh! You were procrastigoogling again, weren't you?

by joz21 May 15, 2014

Procrastinate

Ill write the meaning later.

I procrastinate so much instead of doing work.

by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014

Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.

"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Procrastigramming

The act of procrastinating using programming. It could also mean the act of procrastinating your programming for activities and bulletin boards.

I have so much homework to do, so I am procrastigramming by doing my interactive passive for my floor.

by TamimiUrban February 16, 2015

Procrastinate

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015