Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020

so i must prepare

A phrase that could also be used 'SIMP'

' hey i gtg, have a test tomorrow simp (so i must prepare)

by grrr.co.uk November 28, 2020

Preparing for a HouseBreaking

Simply preparing of a HouseBreaking with associates

"Dan" and "Aniik" are in their apartment and Preparing for a HouseBreaking

Come on, let's take bag and mask

by Abdhel August 1, 2024

Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.

Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.

by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024

Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021

Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff.

These are the words said by the pilot on the intercom right before takeoff.

"Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff."
"Cabin crew, prepare for landing"

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland September 7, 2024

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019