Lake Highland Preparatory School

aka "The Poor Man's Orangewood"

Lake Highland Preparatory School's baseball team is horrible, even with a Cy Young winner throwing bp. They lose to Orangewood 10-0 every year.

by FEPACisNumber1 April 26, 2022

Union Colony Preparatory School

Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies.

"You know that smart school in Greeley?"

"You mean Union Colony Preparatory School?"

"Yeah, that one. Did you know it is experiencing brain-drain?"

"No, I didn't."

by mellamoelena May 9, 2009

Nazareth Academy Preparatory School

Cait Durkin is the hottest girl from NA and was the only good thing that mainline stuck-up bitch school got.

Philly cheesesteaks kick my ass.

by goldbond. May 7, 2005

Cistercian Preparatory School

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jane: do you see that ugly ass guy over there. he looks so dumb
Doe: yeah! he defiantly goes to Cistercian Preparatory School

by obamaisdaddy April 3, 2017

Preparation CH

Really hot chili that burns both ways.

George - "Man, this Preparation CH chili is hot!"

Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.

by GoodEngrish November 20, 2013

Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021

Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018