Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

Jackson prehn

Most handsome guy around town. Big ol wiener and the most lethal smile that will turn you to stone. Jackson always is so fun and knows how to have a good time he also lives good and doesn’t listen to anyone because everyone else is inferior.

Girl 1)-oh who’s that guy over there?
Girl 2)-that’s Jackson prehn isn’t he so handsome and amazing?!?!?!
Girl 1)-yeah do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2)- no he is a pimp he don’t got time for hoes.

Jackson)-ong

by Bobsaggot69 January 24, 2023

Preheated oven

When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.

My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.

by Nemes1sr230 December 6, 2016

Prehaps

(see also probabry)

1. When you don't want to do something, because it sounds like it is going to be shit.

2. When a call is disputable, or just bullshit.

Note: Can be used sarcastically in either of these situations.

Guy 1: Wanna go to the Edgy? its gonna go off

Guy 2: Prehaps.

by MysteriousMister November 22, 2010

prehaps

What happens before something.

ie, "the haps" are to what happens at a party as "the prehaps" are what happens before it.

by Justine Carter January 15, 2006

Prehandedly

A person who is under the the influence of alcohol and/or drugs way saying "beforehand."

I did that prehandedly.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

prehistoric

a slang term used to describe an obvious lesbian. She is described as prehistoric because she is a direct descendant of a "Lick-alotta-puss". Lipstick lesbians are not prehistoric because they are not easily picked out as a dyke

Dude, look at that dyke playing 3'rd base with the short ass hair, she dives for every ball like she's diving for muff. She's prehistoric.

by Johnny Striker June 22, 2008