Pretenderprise

Network equipment that typically costs more and has more features than the cheapest home gear from tplink/linksys/etc, but is also generally lacking features of much higher end switches from cisco, aruba, hpe, or mellanox.

Unifi and Mikrotik are known for making pretenderprise gear.

by Cowclops May 5, 2025

Prefondented

Strictly not allowed to do

Her parents prefondented to go at party

by Azieeol June 10, 2025

Pussy Prevented

The female version of cock block. A cock block for a girl.

"Kiera! You literally pussy prevented me! What the f*ck?!"

by Glitterheart234 May 3, 2021

First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.

You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.

by dabossdud June 13, 2022

《¤》Pretende《¤》pretUende《¤》pretendE《¤》

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

pulled'a'pretender

a person or group exeeding at a task then failing epically and choking at the last minute

Guy One: She is winning the 100m sprint!
Guy Two: Oh! No! Now she is dead last
Guy One: She "pulled'a'pretender"

by belle.A May 18, 2010

The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021