probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

PRehab

Another term used to describe the calculated and cynical attempt to control the public perception of a misbehaving celebrity by gratuitously sending them to rehab for the PR value alone. (synonymous with rephab)

“(Insert celeb) just got caught cheating/drunk driving/making un-PC statements… better get them into PRehab!“

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

probably

An expression used by someone whose life lacks any joy or happiness to convey sarcasm and pull others into his black hole.

Zac: Damn I'm good at basketball.
Vincent: Probably.

by Rob March 31, 2003

Prebabies

Noun; Sperm and or ejaculate.

"I found a glob of prebabies on the counter when I woke up!"

by 4UAsh October 30, 2008

prebail

a sum of money given to a cop at the moment of arrest in exchange for a pardon.

"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."

by heythewhat January 27, 2012

prebar

(n): a social event held at a fraternity with a sorority almost always on a tuesday or thursday night from the hours of 10:30-12:30pm. If a prebar is hosted on a saturday it is a tell tale sign that the fraternity flat out sucks. The prebar contains, but is is not limited to slapping the bag drink-offs, flip cup competitions, beer pong, and elevated surfaces holding up slutty dressed sorority girls in their 5 inch heels. There usually is no theme to a prebar, except sometime the theme of the drinks: Rainbow Shots, Tits and Tequilla, Bombs Away, etc. The event is the pregame to the bar and the pre pre game to the afterhours at the Fraternity soon there after.

Origins trace back to Syracuse University greek life scene were most fraternities host these events.

Example:

Maggie: What does our social schedule look like this week?

Brittney: The social listserve said we had a tuesday prebar at Psi U, prebar with DKE thursday, and parties at Phi Psi and Sig Chi this weekend.

Maggie: Omg yes, I love prebars at DKE. They always put bars in the jungle juice and it gets me sooo turnt.

Brittney: Omg same, but screw that tuesday prebar, lets just stay in and drink margaritas to the face.

Maggie: One-Hundo. Thank G we don't have some whack saturday prebar with TKE like last weekend. What am I a child..only allowed to party at a house for 2 hours on a weekend?

Brittney: Preach girl.

by Mr. GreekLife June 25, 2014

prebang-chat

When a lad describes how badly he is going to 'destroy' that girl over there before he has had any interaction with her

Mak was giving his standard prebang-chat but once again it was all chat no bang

by Chicken Nuggget October 6, 2016