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Precocknition

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"
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precious gift

virginity; a special present given to you by Jesus that you give to a noble courtier (or a random guy you meet at a frat party)
Chris Martin lost his precious gift at the age of 23.

Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.
by savingitformarraige09 October 19, 2009
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Precious Little Bean

The sweetest, most pure person you know. They always surprise you with how adorable they are and you just want to cuddle them 24/7 for being SO PRECIOUS!
Girlfriend: "Dominick is just the most precious little bean. He's such a sweetheart!"
by Snugglemuffin_sunny October 27, 2021
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precious

Something that means more to you than anyone could understand. It's value and worth can't be defined and you'd do anything to keep it. Beautiful and delicate.
My boyfriend is precious to me.
by Dead Angel May 13, 2005
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Precilla

The queen of all Priscillas. Whoever has this name has some serious swag because she is the better than every Priscilla that lives on this earth.
Guy: Who is that hot ass mothafucka?

Girl: That's Precilla. She is everything I want to be.

Guy: Should've known. I'm going to try to holla.
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precocious

Matured early.
by Larstait November 7, 2003
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precog

one who predicts the future; term derived from the movie "Minority Report"; can be used as an adjective and/or noun
Man, I'm precog! I knew you were really just an alien from the planet Jimeroo that liked to act like a bruno for the sake of fitting in. You're good. But I'm better. I'm precog.
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
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