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Praise Kek

A quote that symbolises opposition to any of today's ludicrous liberal left wing ideologies.
Liberal: " i identify as a gender fluid piece of meat loaf"

Me: "There are only 2 genders....Praise Kek!"
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prairie dog

When you have to shit so bad that your terd goes in and out of your ass. Like a prairie dog would in his hole.
by Robbie Young April 7, 2004
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Portage la Prairie

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!
by detartrated April 17, 2011
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prairie tower

A sexual position involving 5 people. One person is in the middle getting fracked from the front and back (i.e. Eiffel Tower) while giving handsies to guys on the right and left of her/him thus resembling an oil derick on the Oklahoma prairie. Close your eyes for the gusher and be warned that the deep injections will cause an earthquake.
The gusher from the prairie tower sent seismic waves all the way to Edmond.
by OKjeff August 23, 2016
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prairie doggin

When a person has to take a dump REAL bad, it wants to come out, but you force it back in with your butt muscles. Like a prairie dog poking his head out of his hole and popping back in over and over.
kid....DAD!!! You gotta stop at a gas station! I'm prairie doggin back here
Dad...be quiet and sit on your moms purse or something!.
by crabbie patty September 1, 2011
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praetor

Officially, a designation that made a consul into a leader of the armies of the state.

Title of certain warlords. (before the Roman Empire)
Praetors combined the roles of judges, generals, and governers.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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PRAIME

PRAIME is a slang word for the correct version of 'prime'. When something is or sounds awesome. Actually, better than awesome. Better than just prime.

Usually used by nerds. Or people that say 'naice'

Pronounce it by dragging out the 'a' sound
"Stephanie asked you to go to the Sadie Hawkins Dance? That's praime!"

or

The Urbandictionary Editors are 'praime' for recognizing how 'praime' this word is.
by SOTDgator2014 November 12, 2014
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