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Equinox Praetor 

Highly trained swordsman named Morgan. which can "block, parry and dodge." And simps for some cultist that wants to summon a big reality consuming spider.
The Equinox Praetor's favorite food/breakfast is coffee and donuts.
Equinox Praetor by gub. August 25, 2023

VLONE PRAETOR 

Every June 24, the VLONE Praetor rises from ash as he releases his relentless fury among the reprobate of cold, known as Andrew Cold. He lurks within the depths of Limbo, an area between the heavens and the sins below. Satan quivers at the mere belief of such a being lurking the same cosmos as him.
VLONE PRAETOR by donovanmcnabb June 24, 2024

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.
"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"
Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

pull a praytor

the act of shitting in the tub. usually, when questioned, one who has pulled a praytor will claim that they "just had to".
"Oh man, yesterday in the bath I was so tempted to pull a praytor."
"Eww, why? Aren't baths usually right next to the toilet?"
pull a praytor by Gamer Moment March 11, 2019
If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
Pretoria by poppie tart December 2, 2009

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.