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Equinox Praetor 

Highly trained swordsman named Morgan. which can "block, parry and dodge." And simps for some cultist that wants to summon a big reality consuming spider.
The Equinox Praetor's favorite food/breakfast is coffee and donuts.
Equinox Praetor by gub. August 25, 2023

VLONE PRAETOR 

Every June 24, the VLONE Praetor rises from ash as he releases his relentless fury among the reprobate of cold, known as Andrew Cold. He lurks within the depths of Limbo, an area between the heavens and the sins below. Satan quivers at the mere belief of such a being lurking the same cosmos as him.
Philbert: "I am the VLONE Praetor."
VLONE PRAETOR by donovanmcnabb June 24, 2024

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.
"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"
Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

pull a praytor

the act of shitting in the tub. usually, when questioned, one who has pulled a praytor will claim that they "just had to".
"Oh man, yesterday in the bath I was so tempted to pull a praytor."
"Eww, why? Aren't baths usually right next to the toilet?"
pull a praytor by Gamer Moment March 11, 2019
If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
Pretoria by poppie tart December 2, 2009

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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