poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing

a black asian jewish gay is a poptard

by emii October 2, 2007

portarded

Someone who sucks at Portal.

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"

by Portalmastar May 23, 2011

Poptard

Peer, especially 35 or younger, who is wholly and naively oblivious to pop culture, and not because he or she thinks it's cool not to know pop culture. Individual is simply in another world.

Henry: Joe asked me to get him an Ariana Grande at Starbucks.

Zachary: That poptard probably doesn't even know who she is. Him knowing about their underground menu is akin to a preschooler knowing quantum physics.

by Jeb6720 September 20, 2015

Poptard

A person of average- to-low intelligence who is ignorant in general, yet boasts an excessively useless knowledge of pop culture.

That poptard Kelly watches nothing but " E!" News and the Kardashians, and reads nothing but "In Touch" magazine.

by Bluejayray October 28, 2017

poptard

A rejected boy-band member, now making a living off of staring in lame reality TV shows.

Remember that poptard from that old boy band group? What a moron.

by jschiro99 March 7, 2019

Poptard

Noun: A member of a group of middle aged men on a ski trip.
Verb: Poptarding
Adjective: Poptarded

He, look at that van full of poptards trying to go through a Wendy's drive through!

by McPoptard February 11, 2021

Poptard

Insult against people who are poptarts and are retarded.

Person 1: hey, I’m a poptart and retarded

Person 2: shut the fuck up poptard

by TheRookieBased April 14, 2021