Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Posterior

a super super funny and smart sounding way to say butt

What did he say?
He said posterior. You know, like a butt!!!

by superfunnygirl February 4, 2015

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain February 15, 2008

Busted Posters

The all new posters and advertisement on urbandictionary. It is like a periodic table but full of perverted stuff that many people don't know the meaning of (i do).

Boner Juice: (Self explanatory)

Mud Pie: When you cum inside of an ass

Dick Yogurt: When you leave milk inside of your dick for several days and you pee it out. It is a tasty, fruity delight. When kids do this, the substance is called trix.

These are just a few of the words from Busted Posters

by O.Z. (who else?) June 11, 2009

Posteriority

Derives from Posterior and Posterity

Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes..

by LuvFun January 6, 2019

postergasm

1. n, A "Discordian" Project / activity involving putting posters and stickers up all over the place. Meme bombs, surreal phrases or images, and Operation: Mindfuck pages are preferable.

2. v, an expression of joy relating to postergasm.

When I realized I wasn't the only one in my neighborhood putting up posters, I had a POSTERGASM.

by Cramulus June 4, 2008

Posterior Fairy

Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc

That guys is such a posterior fairy!

by Szerdi September 30, 2003