Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

powering imagination

Words in a description of a game called "Roblox".
Also a song made by BSlick.
And also a meme.
(Damn their moderation sucks so bad)

YT vid titled: ROBLOX POWERING IMAGINATION
In the vid: ODers, Trolls, Bullies, A game called "Become a racist" that is literally just a racing game that doesn't have Mobile controls, etc.

by Bruh Roblox Moderation June 27, 2021

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

by Kripos August 1, 2021

Powdering your nose

Slang for snorting cocaine (or any other drug).

Bill: This club is great, but lets go to the bathroom for a sec.
Lisa: What for? U think I'm gonna fuck you or something?
Bill: I'm gonna be powdering your nose. U wanna try it?
Lisa: I could do a few lines.
Bill: Cool. Keep it on the DL, let's go

by na na na na na April 13, 2011

Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.

Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.

by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008