pornaholic

A person who wants to quit watching porn and/or messing around but doesn't know how to.

1) My friend is a pornaholic, I am sure he would love your new book.

2) I was a pornaholic for ten years before I was saved by Jesus Christ.

by Syd86 June 22, 2012

poonado

A small isolated but powerfull shit storm hitting board rooms and classrooms nationwide

The boss was pissed and unleased a poonado on the conferance room.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

pornahol

awesome porn on a pornaholics computer

i used to rip in anthony for being a pornaholic but after seeing his pornahol i can understand

by bigbean January 21, 2009

pornalog

pornalog-
Def. 1- the dialog between porn actors and actresses.
Def. 2- dialog that goes through a man's brain who has watched too much porn thinking that it's normal to approach or contact women expecting his pornalog to be delusionally recipricated in the exact way he watched it.

Well Mr. Jones, I know you love this house. I do, says Mr. Jones. How about if I sweeten the deal? Whatever do you mean super hot, no panty wearing, (great high heels btw), perfect d-size tanned real estate lady? Pornalog stops, gettin it on begins.

Ex 2. Uh, I really like this house. That's great Mr. Jones, should I put an offer in for you? Um, don't you want to sweeten the deal? Um, how so, Mr Jones? Um, forget it. Pornalog stops, Mr. Jones goes home to masturbate.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 6, 2011

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Pornaoke

When you watch porn with the volume muted in order to add your own dialogue and sound effects.

Me and this cute girl played Pornaoke last night. I think I'm in love.

by NOSKCAJ September 18, 2012

pornatorium

Used to describe an area or arena where an unusually large and epic quantity of porn can be found and viewed on a marathon-like basis, as in a pornathon or pornament.

John lived in his mother's basement and regularly used his computer as a pornatorium to idulge in pornaments and pornathons.

by sublimeenchantress August 5, 2014