The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
Get the porcelain revelationmug. This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.
by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007
Get the porcelain pariahmug. Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.
Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
by bladejkl July 12, 2012
Get the porcelain godmug. Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.
by Statich3ad February 18, 2006
Get the porcelain fudgemug. Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.
There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.
Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.
Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.
by maxxus July 16, 2006
Get the porcelain expressmug. Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.
by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006
Get the Porcelain Handshakemug. by rodroddy April 15, 2009
Get the porcelain bankmug.