poptart

pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.

by _bang December 28, 2005

Poptart

1) In my area, a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.

2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.

1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!

2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.

by Took December 28, 2005

pansexual poptart

The most amazing and ultimate comeback u can ever say to someone. The most elegant way of calling someone beneath you, annoying, or stupid overall.

sophia- “your stupid”
me- shut up u pansexual poptart”

by austin comire July 25, 2019

Mississippi PopTart

Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.

by Alex Ant June 1, 2009

poptart

1) A pastry that comes in a colorful little box, and can be used as a device to blow up your toaster and/or toaster oven. Also tastes good.

2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...

"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"

by Kaomi April 11, 2003

Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

Poptart

One who revolves their life around Pop.

Oh my God Riley, we're not poptarts so stop making every song have Cinnamon Poptart looking-ass Donky Kong vocals.

by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022