popeq

The only country that survived after the grand war. Also a friend of Ratatupia (skeever land) (they make good ratatouille)

Mario: Dude remember what PopeQ did?
Someone else:Yea dude it was epic! It got the world back to life!

by Guy123(also mario) June 6, 2018

Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.

Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

Popeyes Chicken

The greatest mother F***ing chicken

Popeyes chicken is fucking awsome!
Popeyes chicken is the Shizzney!

by KKK (Kunt Kings Klub) August 5, 2003

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Popeyes Ass

A large ass which is completely comprised of fat accumulated from eating too much Popeyes chicken.

"Damn! You see that girl? Now that's what I call a Popeyes Ass!"

by atohizzle December 26, 2009

poperlocker

Noun: a slang term for 'prostitute'.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah- she looked like a poperlocker.

by LeggoMehEggo May 13, 2016

Popehog Day

Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.

This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.

"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.

Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...

"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.

by Johnathan Ball February 20, 2008