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Postulate of the sexes

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.
Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.
by Tar baby people December 8, 2010
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Pimpulate

Pimp thinking deeply in silence on something one of his hoes or foes has done before he makes his decision with precision.
"Daddy I didn't mean to disrespect you with what I said. Will you forgive me?"

"Hmmm. Lemme Pimpulate on that for a minute, Hoe."
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Pornulated

When something is outrageously filled with poontang
Man, that site was pornulated
by Leroydoobiesmoker September 3, 2023
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entire world population

Idiots.....
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population yogurt

Semen, baby batter, love mud, pearl jam, jism, cum, spunk, spooge, et. al.
by shadelowman September 23, 2003
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populace

The politician was well-liked by the entire populace
by L'Anglais October 29, 2005
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Poopular Alphabet

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
by The Emo Avenger!!! October 16, 2008
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