Polynesian porpoise

Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex

I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.

by Cliff Clavin April 7, 2022

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022

Polynesian Piano

A graceful and endearing term for a slot machine, in relation to its Polynesian player.

Oh my g! Let’s have a go at the Polynesian piano, and play some slaps!

by Composited June 24, 2023

Polynesia

Polynesia is the syndrome or state of forgetting, not being able to remember, all the (other) people you're fucking. It's a type of amnesia, caused by guilt feelings. It is often triggered by a comment from or the presence of a jealous lover or one that would prefer monogamy.

Tammy: "I heard you're with that blonde Teresa and also screwing that thot Trixie, are you?"
Tommy: "No, no, I'm only with you Tammy my love..."
Tammy: "What the hell, do you have Polynesia? Jill and Rachel saw you with both of them at a swingers party!!"

by CrotchGourmet July 25, 2023

Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.

"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."

by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025

Polynesian shake

When a woman shakes her ass so hard that hear super cock pops out then she will start pegging her partner after she is done the man will wiggle his ass to poor out kava mix out of the ass hole. They drink the kava mix as a ritual. Then the man will rip the penis off with his clenched cheeks and will cook it and scarf it down for dinner.

Did you see auntie and uncle do the Polynesian shake

by The truth meat eater. November 17, 2025

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022