poomlet

The act of placing beaten eggs into a turkey baster and inserting it into a woman's ass. She then "hovers" over a hotplate and squeezed the mixture of poo and eggs in to the plate. The mixture is then cooked and served to all .

Man did you see that chick cooking up a poomlet yesterday? It tasted gross!

by Keoknows November 21, 2013

poplets

Little bubbles in bubble wrap

Mrs. M told Jennifer to stop popping poplets.

by Klassy. Dino April 6, 2015

poopliture

Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.

A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.

by LorenHusky July 24, 2015

pooplex

The acts of getting suplexed so hard that you poop your pants.

If you don't knock it off I'm going to pooplex you

by Big D 7678 May 12, 2018

Poople

The act of pooping and tinkling simultaneously.

I held it so long that I had to run to the bathroom and poople

by MuthafuknLaLa November 7, 2018

Poopetize

Measurement og a persons urge to poo.

I have ate a lot of cabbage, so my poopetize is very good now.

by 90handle December 28, 2018

poople

people who excel only at pooping, whether through the ass hole, or the mouth.
people who have a "poop" inside their heads instead of a brain.
and that includes; idiots, ignits, fags, and hos

look at these poople! they cant help themselves not to poop!

by dip the maniac March 26, 2020