pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

pooping tom by rptl January 27, 2011

Pooping out the woodwork 

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

Pooping out the woodwork by JAMZ! February 6, 2009

pooping peepers 

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

pooping peepers by notfoyotono October 18, 2012

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

pooping table by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

pooping pad 

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back

Lay down a pooping pad first

pooping pad by johnphok March 14, 2015

pooping taco 

When you are eating a taco, and the ingredients inside fall out of the back.

I.e of a Pooping Taco.
•"Aw man, my taco just pooped all over my shirt."
•"I have to fold the of my taco so it doesn't poop on me."

pooping taco by not_jt May 10, 2016

pooping partner 

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

pooping partner by GinMouse September 25, 2019