Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

poonkins

a word for an extremly big loser and if there last name ends with tompkins then it works perfectly becuase the end of tomp(kins) go in the word poon(kins)

also the word could mean the kid gets a shit load of pussy

ps. this word is VERY offensive to some people

hey there poonkins wat did u do all do , let my guess played card all by urslef

hey poonkins how much action did u get last night

by Mauss September 12, 2005

Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

by ThatKhet November 30, 2010

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

pooninator

someone who is addicted to poon.

sean is a pooninator.

by martabus August 27, 2008

Pookins

The name for every white person's little dog.

"Hey what's your dogs name"
"Oh it's Pookins"

by Pooky Pooks April 1, 2017