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robert t pooner

that one guy that helps make south park. also kinda sounds funny.
haha, i just did a massive 'robert t pooner'!!
by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014
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pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity
Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner
by jarja May 25, 2011
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pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.
Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.
by druu9 May 10, 2010
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Pooner

A pooner is known as a saggy vagina.
Melissa is such a hoe and has a huuuge pooner man.
by tori has a nice pooner! July 4, 2011
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pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan
Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner
by eddie house May 15, 2009
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Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol
by Locus0mega October 27, 2010
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Pooner

Someone who seduces women in quantity, more of a Don Juan as opposed to a casanova.
Man that pooner sure is a net fisherman! He isn't throwing anything back!
by rabidchia April 19, 2024
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