poon

someone who sniffs bicycle seats/chairs ect
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"I sniff bycycle seats" - "You filthy poon"
by xrsize May 15, 2008
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pooned

When a woman gets cum all over her chest after a glorious ejaculation from her partner.

Derived from the verb 'to poon'.
You've got pooned!
Jenna Jameson loves being pooned.
by HenryD'amour November 29, 2009
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1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight
1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"
by georgia phyllis April 05, 2008
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Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!
by Josh January 13, 2004
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Poon

1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.
1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.
by Purog February 09, 2004
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Poon

A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".
There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.
by Pellucidon September 26, 2004
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pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
by JohnnieB January 06, 2006
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