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poondagler

A Young Forest Nymph's fledgling penis covered in feces who like to slap your window while u sleep leaving poondagled prints
That ponndagling poondagler left a poondagled print.
*Thats Alliteration!*
by Zach!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 29, 2008
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Poontangle

A poontangle is a person who’s being a total bitch and has a stick shoved up there vagina so that they are uptight and bitchy
Shut the fuck up you poontangle
by Soggy May 3, 2018
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Poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.
(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."
by Hiroken June 19, 2008
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Poonjanger

Noun:

1. An individual who jangs a lot of poon.

2. An asshole; someone who makes plans then never keeps them, moves your things then doesn't tell you, talks a lot but never listens, spends a lot but never shares, finds ways to make your day worse, and brings the atmosphere of a mental hell on earth into your daily life.

3. Someone who sucks copious amounts of dicks.

4. To beat around the bush.
Person 1: Bro! That guy keeps fucking me over. bro!

Person 2: Ya bro, he's such a poonjanger. Always poonjanging around and never giving us a straight answer.
by piderman March 1, 2013
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Poondoggle

Work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but is done by female request or for their approval.
I can't believe I spent all day reorganizing the cabinets with the wife. What a poondoggle.
by ztiwokles August 25, 2016
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Poontangly Dangly

Wow you should of seen that guys poontangly dangly it was huge!
by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016
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poontangoed

The action of closing your legs on a partner's head unannounced as they perform cunnilungus on you.

This is in reference to the popular drink Tango and the subsequent "You've been Tangoed" ad campaign, which involved slapping someone on either side of the head.
Guy 1: I was eating this chick out last night and thought I was doing a good job, until she slammed her legs closed on my head.
Guy 2: You got poontangoed, mate!
by Abo-bo July 31, 2017
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