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poontang pie

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As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!
by weave March 20, 2003
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poontangle

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.
Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.
by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009
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Poontanging

Southern Appalachian Word describing sex or sexual acts.
"I cought Amber and Bryan Poontanging in the hay 2 weeks ago come Wednesday." "Shameful Merle Shameful....."
by Shayman G.W.R May 1, 2007
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poontang pie

I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.
by dcandyman February 8, 2010
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poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
by D.P.K. December 28, 2007
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Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
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Poontanga

A hybrid of the words "Poontang" and "Tapanga", Cory Matthews girlfriend from the 90's sitcom Boy Meets World
Damn, Mr. Feeny, Tapanga is a fucking babe, I'd love to see what her Poontanga looks like
-Cory Matthews
by Alex Southworth February 5, 2007
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