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poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
by shadoinkin June 20, 2018
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pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.
"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 8, 2018
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Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.
I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster
by Cordmeister July 8, 2010
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ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
She was ski polling both guys until they came
by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014
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Winnie-the-pooing

When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.
"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"
by Vagina, Alotta August 5, 2012
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poopling

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.
There was a small poopling on the ground.
by Pooperooni July 12, 2009
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pooping

Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.
by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014
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