Poof

A style of hairdo popular with women circa 2008/2009. Often seen in high fashion; imitated by many, pulled off by few.

"I invented the frickin' poof."
-Snookie, aka Nicole Polizzi, from Mtv's Jersey Shore

by plzblv January 7, 2010

poof

a shortened form of poofda, or, aussie slang for faggot / homosextual.

Look at that frikken poof!

by moo. February 16, 2003

Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 27, 2004