poofaint

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.

"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."

by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

Poogint

A terrible smell that is more than capable of causing ones self to headbutt the sharp corner of a coffee table, in order to get relief from the toxic fumes.

The poogint gases seeping from Hilary Clinton's butt cheeks killed many of the small animals in the nearby woodlands.

by Dr. SeaMonkey July 26, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016