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Polotics

Many people think this is an incorrect spelling of the more popular word "politics" but this is a myth. Polotics is actually a sport similar to polo but is played by two teams consisting of rich old men. There are only two teams, the Democrats, (blue, their mascot is a donkey) and Republicans (red, their mascot is an elephant). National Championships are held every four years with the Democrats winning the most recent one which was held in 2008.
"I am about to go watch the Polotics match, it's the Debate Bowl 2012!"
by wpazzurri January 18, 2010
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Lemon Party Politics

Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.
Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.

The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014
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Up is Down Politics

When politicians assert outrageous and boldfaced lies as if every person in their right mind knows they are true.
45 and his cronies all excel in the fine art of Up is Down Politics, otherwise known as pure bullshit!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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politics

A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods.
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
by Galen Deepinglen August 4, 2004
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Politics

Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.

There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.

Democrats say that their side is the best.

Et cetera et cetera.
by Not Zane July 24, 2004
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Politics

Politics is so annoying. Why can't we vote for scientists or economists instead of politicians.
by the sad truth February 11, 2013
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Newsom Politics

Extreme radical left Political policies based purely on emotion and political gain rather than scientific fact. Newsom Politics rarley, if ever, benefit the people that they are implemented on. Based on California governer Newsom and his failed policies that make the people of California suffer.

Can also mean the act of forcing a policy onto a populace and then hypocritically not following that policy.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna go eat at Rob's sandwich shop?

Person 2: Didn't you hear? It closed down for good because of Newsom Politics.

Person 1: Wow really? Me and my dad ate there for years..

Person 2: At least we can go to French Laundry with 11 of our buddies and no masks like the gorverner did!
by TheLibertarian December 10, 2020
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