plumpers

a website where morbidly obese women show there FUPA's to fat men who eat nothing but mediocre steaks and twice baked potatoes. The fat man who denies ever visting this website cant find his own penis because he is so fat.

Jon denies visiting the plumpers website.

by G-Men December 27, 2006

plumer

to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains

"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"

by Thomas Wheatley May 30, 2006

Plumper

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

She'll give everyone a plumper if you give her enough drinks.

by Star Fish September 24, 2005

plumper

A person who prefers to fuck fat chicks.

John really gets into fat chicks. What a fucking plumper.

by ziptied April 1, 2003

Pluperfect

Adjective- a person who has worked very hard to give someone something they don't want but expecting them to be happy because he accomplished something.

The pluperfect football player who made the tie-breaking touchdown angry that his teammates weren't celebrating with him, didn't realize he had gone the wrong way and scored for the other team.

by PluPeter September 4, 2010

pluger

Another word for a nigger

Josh is a pluger lover

by vampress97 July 8, 2011

Pluped

To dump on as in rain, honey covered biscuits or poop. Also the sound a turd makes as it hits toilet water.

New York was totally pluped on today by a huge rain storm.

by EPOC Spin August 26, 2013