by mandelaeffectgoober January 28, 2022
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The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
by Kevin Hazlewood June 7, 2007
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One of those kids who likes attention, and lots of it. He's got girl ADD and likes about 17 girls at once. He's goofy and ditzy, but is adorable at the same time. Bad fashion sense, but he somehow pulls it off. Obsessed with sports (especially football) and is a big family guy. Overall, a total idiot heartbreaker that you love anyways.
by CatsAreReallyLoveableYeahh April 20, 2009
Get the Ploger mug.A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.
'you utter plonkerdoodle!'
by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009
Get the Plonkerdoodle mug.When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.
Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!
Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!
Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!
by SjaakBraak December 14, 2010
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by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013
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