Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
by toee December 3, 2006
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Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
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A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011
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2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
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