The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.
Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,
by egobrien January 10, 2010
Placing your bum on someones face.
Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.
Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.
by Ren October 25, 2004
by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005
A sexual position involving saran wrap and feces. The saran wrap is put on top of the girl's (or guy's) mouth and then the male (or female) takes a crap in the saran wrap. The girl (or guy) then chews on the delicious shit treat, the veggie platter.
Guy: Can I shit in this saran wrap and make you chew it for an enjoyable veggie platter?
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!
by John Strokesman June 16, 2010
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