Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
by vaultimor March 21, 2017
Get the smartphone party mug.Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
by tea party truther September 22, 2010
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When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.
by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008
Get the Nocturnal Weiner Party mug.1. A noun describing various club drugs. Generally refers to the harder club-drugs like methamphetamine, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine.
I am so looking forward to the rave this weekend. Make sure Peter gets the party favours or else we are going to walk into the Twilight Zone if we're not on the same level as everyone else.
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club drugs ecstasy methamphetamine GHB
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
Get the party favours mug.A party in which spaghetti is the main dish served to guests, with optional garlic bread for the classy.
Hey Jalen, are you coming to that spaghetti party on Friday? I heard there's going to be garlic bread!
by mr. cooper March 22, 2017
Get the spaghetti party mug.I heard that Buzz only drinks out of generic party cups. I like generic party cups because they're often red. Why do you like generic party cups?
by El_Scorcho September 27, 2004
Get the generic party cup mug."Dude, what the heck is Jim doing here? I saw him crash two hours ago?"
"He just popped back up and grabbed a beer. He's a Party Lazarus tonight."
"He just popped back up and grabbed a beer. He's a Party Lazarus tonight."
by JDS2 February 28, 2009
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