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Placer Lacer

It’s when you are standing in a space, do a lacer, but it stays at the spot of release like a Cadbury chocolate egg coming out of a bunny. It acts like a landmine.
Sheldon: I think Dom did a placer lacer fart!

Dom: How do you know?

Sheldon: I just walked into the spot you were standing in and a rancid smell smacked my nose.

Dom: Sorry, did a placer lacer.
by JWalker August 10, 2023
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2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
by 07079 January 21, 2012
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Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly
We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker
by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019
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Pixel Placer

A Derogatory term used for someone who no-life’s reddits r/place. When rplace takes place it is the only aspect of their lives. Often used as a joke between faction-mates. They often make jokes pointing out random squares in the real world saying “place reference?” And other delusional jokes along that line. Most placer users are a Pixel Placer.
“ Fuck off you Pixel Placer get a life

Guy A “ Guys! Look! My book has the word ‘Place’”

Guy B “You’re such a pixel placer”

Guy A“ What’s that green carpet stuff in the picture?”
Guy B“ Average Pixel Placer”
by Zegasus July 24, 2023
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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planger

When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.
"What the fuck is this planger Gary? Clean this shit up or I'll slap your nuts"
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tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)
Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.
by DKB May 9, 2006
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