Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

plankdriving

When someone wins a competition or sporting event in a very convincing fashion it can be described as a "Plankdriving"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"

Did you see that soccer match yesterday? It was a total plankdriving

by f1Freed May 14, 2021

duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.

"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"

by skanketeer March 14, 2009

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.

April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank

by Process idiot November 21, 2022

plamph

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

by juux May 18, 2003

Plamf

Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet

Dean! You're such a plamf!

by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010

plamo

stands for plastic model(s)

Bandai makes plamo.
Gunpla is gundam plamo or Gundam plasitc models

by mechakami May 10, 2007