Pinocchio

A puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.

Omg Pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it ;)

by MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA December 28, 2009

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinocchiophobia

Pinocchiophobia
the phobia of having a long nose.
Quite the opposite of VOLDEMOPHOBIA

Friend 1: Lawl your nose is the size of Pinocchio's
Friend 2: AHHH *breaks down crying*
Friend 1: OMG i'm so sorry, i didn't realise you had Pinocchiophobia!

by TheSweatyLlama July 18, 2011

Pinocchio

When you stick your penis in a girls ear and try to get it through the other side

I tried to give her the Pinocchio but gave her Brian damage instead

by Pat_nizi December 27, 2020

pinnocchio

While performing a rim job on her man in a standing position a woman reaches around to jerk him off, creating the illusion of pinnocchio

Dude this chick licked my ass while jerking me off last night

Oh shit! You got a pinnocchio!

by Metal Brian May 13, 2016

Pinocchio

One who "masks up" for COVID but only covers their mouth.

Eww, the guy working the deli counter is a Pinocchio. I don't want him breathing on my food.

by BabAziz January 6, 2022

pinocha

Pinocha is the derogatory word used to describe "vagina." It's English equaivalent is "pussy," especially when pussy is referring to the vagina.

At times it is used to describe someone that is weak or homosexual.

It is also used as an adjective in Spanish on occasion - "If you hit me, your pinocha pass won't save you."

Clean your pinocha, I can smell it from here.

by MGTOW Mexico March 22, 2017